Posted on March 1, 2020
Rip my controller
*the chip you were saving for later has died*
When you step on your pet
When you’re homeless and you got arrested for a burglary…
Like the bones I forgot to put away?
When your waking around a daycare and something make a good crunch sound
Stepping over your brittle boned siblings
Me yelling at wife* honey i found the kid
The last time that happened to me was when I stepped on a live cockroach.
Wen you eat a soft food and you hear a crunch sound (×_×)
It is your second leg
Oh no my pho…. never mind it’s just my girlfriend’s bones
***i steped on a lego my foot made a good C R U N C H sound***
Lego makes your foot crunch
Sheer Heart Attack
Oh it’s just the rotten corpse in the middle of my room
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