Posted on December 3, 2019
Little guy is soooo bright
Size doesn’t matter!!
Size is nice, but technique is better.
And at some point, you’re just stuffing a whale in a coke bottle, and that’s uncomfortable.
Well, size might matter if you need to use that flashlight as a weapon 🙂
The light that burns twice as bright is only half as long. And you have burned so very brightly.
but which one lasts longer
/r/flashlight is leaking
Her: Who are you going to please with that little thing?
Not to be that guy but…the one on the right will not last a tenth the time.
Look, if you’re shooting loads of photons out of your dick, then I want to meet you and learn.
Ugh if you find this funny your the problem.
Small dicks= they are brighter (smart) aka THE ASIAN
Ya, but that Mag will run forever, that little LED will die out quickly.
Doesn’t matter how bright they are?
Laughs in burning torch.
And sex is like using them as weapons.
So the lesson is to save money and buy the smaller flashlights, just in time for the holidays!
It’s not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean.
I guess the best way to illustrate this is to lay them on your carpet and shoot them at your closed door.
What do ya need a big peen for? I have a little one, and I get off every time.
What happens when you are short and only last a few seconds???
Length is hot but girth is what gets the job done.
That and, you know, effort.
Left, stays on for two days straight and can beat the shit out of you.. “it’s hard finding condoms that fit, and those Magnum XL’s freaking stink”
Right, last only minutes and you lost it somewhere and can’t find it anymore. “I always eat it first, for a long time, and I always make sure to apologize before I stick it in”
Glad this isn’t a problem for me.
This is like the 80th time this has been reposted. Y’all just about done?
I’ve said it a lot here on Reddit, but…
I think it’s hysterical that men always whine about having huge penis, meanwhile women are jumping up and down having to remind them their vaginas aren’t magic hats.
Smol pp do big cummies while big pp do small cummies
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