Posted on December 3, 2019
That’s how I scoop my pupper’s poop.
I put that shit on my shoulder like I own it.
I just hold the damn thing, because that’s what a man does when his girlfriend or wife asks him to hold her purse. Hell, I’d even do that for my mom
Similar to guys who wont pick up tampons for their girl.
No one cares, just buy them/hold the purse, it doesnt mean you’re feminine it means you dont care if some idiot thinks that’s what it means.
I keep on wishing that one day a girl asks me to hold her purse. Sadly, that may never happen due to my lack of arms.
How is she gonna buy anything?
But we can’t have people thinking I’m some kind of gay person who likes purses. /s
Fragile ego. Have some confidence, not paper-thin posturing.
Cause yousa bitch
Yeah, that’s the divorcee group clapping, congratulating him for soon joining them lol….
Can’t she hold the bloody thing herself? Why bring it out of you’re going to dump it on someone else
Drop this dude like he dropped your purse
My wife used to do this to me. One day I thought you know she has tic tacs in this bag of holding somewhere so I started to root though it like a hog looking for a truffle.
That purse was ripped…I say ripped! From my hands and has never been handed back going on 18 years.
I just wanted a tic tac but stumbled on a little known strategy to her not handing her purse to me. Win win I say.
Dude! There could be tampons in there! Good call.
Grab it like some kind of small prey you killed. Hold the strap bunched up. Tells the world that you:
A) your masculinity is strong enough to survive holding a purse. &
B) you have a girlfriend/wife and get laid regularly!
They should do a sequel to the D in the box, but with a holding your ladies purse…if you can mentally picture what I’m saying.
Why is she handing it to him in the first place? Seems like she might need it in the store.
I don’t mind holding it as long as it matches my outfit
Um I guess I’m weird then? I don’t want to hold my wife’s purse is that really a bad thing at this point?
I bought her that purse for Christmas. I know how much it cost. I am NOT dropping it to the ground.
How about not bringing all that crap, and just putting what ever else you need in your pockets?
The guy acts as if the purse is going to dissolve his manhood, chop his penis and shrink his balls to prunes
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