Posted on October 11, 2019
Yep. Didn’t work.
It’s the stuff of my nightmares.
It’s a hootycluse
And a new lovecraftian creature is born.
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That made it worse
Just made Owls less cute.
Thanks, I hate it.
Now imagine wings on this fucker.
Please don’t hurt me
Failed attempt sorry
I give you an F
Nope this is still terrible.
You failed horribly
Congratulations! You failed.
Great ….. a spider that can see me in the dark from 10 Km away.
Yeah, I don’t think so because before it was just a fuzzy spider, but now that fuzzy spider is ***LOOKING AT ME!!! STRAIGHT AT ME!!!***
You failed, gloriously.
Yes that helps
Cool, I’m really into spiders that can stare at me like this just after doing a 360 with it’s fucking head… Thank you
Slowly turns it’s head…
I don’t exacly have arachnophobia, but this honesly makes it worse.
Lucas the spider is the only spider that is cute for me.
Well you succeeded in doing the exact opposite of that.
Now do an owl with the face of a spider. 😉
Add some wings too. That will surely lower the terror level.
It’s [Lucas the Spider](https://www.youtube.com/user/joshuaslice)!
It can Turn it’s head 180 degrees…..Jesus what’s wrong with you
If that’s a porche spider, which I think it is, those are scary af. they can hide in your ear canal.
That only makes it more terrifying!
I have an affinity for both jumping spiders and owls. This is the best thing I’ve seen this month. Thank you.
Less terrifying? It can now turn its head and see behind itself. How is this less terrifying?
Looks pretty cool though 😛
Fucking failed! I look forward to your future monstrosities.
Just wait untill its head turns a full 360 degrees to give you that cold unblinking stare
Its like the scene from toy story. Figger it out
This made it more terrifying.
So… r/therewasanattempt and it failed.
NOW IT LOOKS INTELLIGENT
Take ruthless predator, add dinosaur, attempt failed.
I actually like both. The combo is freaky
It’s a Northern Saw-Whet Jumping Spowlder.
Please don’t try to fix any other problems.
Thanks, now I hate spiders AND owls
You kept the creepiest parts, though.
Someone give the owl head eight eyes, please.
The sequel to Owlbears.
And owls more.
The problem is the most terrifying part of a spider is all of it.
Needs more Yoll
You don’t exactly nailed it chief…
Now they can look at you backwards as well
Thanks I hate it
great, now I imagine a flying spider. thanks bud
Not helping owls at all.
If you don’t succeed, this time just stop trying, please.
Now it can turn it’s head 360 degrees and it is only active at night!
It murders cutely.
I think I want one…
Made it worse actually
New nightmare material. Thanks.
Have you seen Lucas the spider on YouTube?
Thanks, now you’ve made owls scarier
So they can fly now?!?!?!?!
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Owl let you know
Until that shit rotates it head 180 degrees!
Great… You’ve manage to take the terrifying Linda Blair, head spinning shit that owls can do and smashed it together the 8 legged terror known as a spider. It’s a spider that rotate it’s head 360 degrees. It’s like if the Exorcist and Arachnophobia had a baby. You, sir, are a terrible person.
They weren’t even scary before, but this,
This is an Avengers level threat!
Linking to [Lucas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrS6akzR3sk) would have been easier.
Jumping spiders are pretty intelligent. Like miniature cats.
Looks like that spider thing with the baby head at Sids house from toy story
Did you also try to make bears less terrifying?
That’s a scary ass Spowler
No, now they’re going to sprout wings and fly…just nope, nope and more nope.
give it 2 beaks right next to each other
You’re not making spiders better you’re just ruining owls.
I mean it’s great photoshop but it’s so fuckin creepy! O_o
You made it fucking worse! Lol
You failed. Dear God!
Well this help a lot, now i dont want to sleep.
Love spiders, hate spowlder.
You just made owls scary now
Jumping spiders are already the teddy bears of the arachnids
In native culture owls represents the symbol of death or spirits
OwlSpiderman! OwlSpiderman! Can do anything an OwlSpider can! Freaks you out! Spins around! He even scares the creepy clowns! Look out! OwlSpiderMan!
Great now I have the idea of a spider with even bigger eyes and they cannrotate their head like the girl from the exorcist. Lol.
Is that a fucking owl?
You’ve only made it wiser
Sorry. I’m terrified of owls, so this is like my literal nightmare.
By giving it a head that can swivel 360 degrees?
You’ve failed terribly.
Holy shit, it did not work! I repeat; IT DID NOT WORK!!
What in the Harry Potter hell is this?
Omg I want one!!!!!!
You succeeded at making owls MORE terrifying
You’ve just accomplished the exact opposite of what you set out to achieve. Because owls can turn their heads 360 degrees, you’ve just created the Exorcist of Spiders.
NO THANK YOU NO NO NO
Well. You fucked up.
Fuck right off
It isn’t working.
It didn’t work.
But you made owls more scarier!!!!😧
This is so much worse…
Thanks, that’s even worse.
Infinitely more terrifying
But now owls are terrifying
If I had a choice between a spider and an owl attacking me I will choose the spider.
That… That, looks.. cute?
You just made owls more terrifying.
FUCK GO BACK
So instead you made a spider that can see behind him as well…great work Satan.
Kill it with fire.
Thanks, i hate it.
You did the exact opposite!!!
Thanks I hate it!!
More terrifying than ever
You just made owls terrifying
Reminds me of the spider thing from toy story
You failed miserably and made it worse.
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